Nicole Ritchie's Latest Baby Drops

"My new son is so cute, I could just eat him up. *burp*"

Nicole has finally given birth a to gingerbread cookie, named Sparrow.

Nicole Richie is Preggers

Nicole Richie got herself knocked up, just so that she wouldn't have to spend as much time in the slammer as her friend Paris Hilton did. Who's the real father of her bastard child? That's a question that would be best answered by the Maury Povich Show.




Nicole Richie barely eats enough for one, much less for two.

Child protectioin agencies should take away Richie's fetus and give it to someone who has proven she is capable of bringing it to full term, such as, future Mom of the Year, Britney Spears.

Nicole Ritchie is a Junkie


How many drugs can that walking pharmacy take and not die? Let us take inventory of the various substances that over-privileged Hollywood socialite has taken: Caffeine, alcohol, marijuana, nicotine, heroin, cocaine, Vicotin, birth control/morning after pills, and probably ample amounts of Robitussin.

If Nicole hates herself so much, why doesn't she volunteer to be a mine sweeper for the front lines in Iraq? Perhaps Richie, weighing a mere 85lbs, is too damn light to set off the most sensitive of buried bombs.

I know! She can be used to frighten all the warring Islamic insurgents back to their country of origin by doing this: