Horsey Shall Be CAPTIONED!

"I shall call you: My Little Pony."

"I can't wait to get you into a burka."

"It shall be my pleasure to break you in."

"I promise to ride you a whole lot more on our honeymoon."

Sugarfoot tenses as she detects the erection emanating from her master's dress.

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Fox Network's new show: When Cuddly Kangaroos Kill.

Photographer meets a kangaroo named Sean Penn.

Sony's new self taping video camera.

God on safari.



A roo settling its creative differences with Steven Spielberg.

The making of a wildlife snuff film.

Who knew that kangaroos enjoy hugging humans around the throat?

Britney Spears' new boyfriend has had enough of the paparazzi.

This photo puts the "graphic" back into National Geographic.

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"FLAME ON!"

Becoming Ghost Rider isn't what it's fired up to be.

The down side of going down on Lindsay Lohan's fire crotch.

"Now that's a spicy meatball!"



Psoriasis can cause an extreme burning sensation if not quickly treated.

Life as an Iranian protester isn't what it's cracked up to be.

The last words Donald Trump's apprentice heard was, "You're fired."

A reenactment of the making of Michael Jackson's Pepsi ad.

Taking Tums can sometimes backfire.

I've Seen THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Lewis' most challenging role to date: Boy Scout Leader

There Will Be Blood is a not so terribly exciting film about the birth of an oil tycoon. The most fascinating aspect of this movie was Daniel Day Lewis' acting. He carried the entire film with his portrayal of Daniel Plainview. If Steven Segal had been cast as Lewis' character, this film would not have been able to even hold the attention of a corpse.

I've Seen JUMPER

"Fear not, for I have use of 'The Force'."

As a movie, Jumper was just alright. Besides the power to teleport, there were more than a couple of plot discrepancies that distracted me from the storyline.


Alien hybrid, Rachel Bilson: "Take me to your feeder."

Rachel Bilson, of TV's The O.C. fame, doesn't seem to have enough acting talent to even pull off a simple role such as "the love interest". When it comes to emoting, Bilson is no more convincing than a mop in a dress.

Just like the film Next, I thought that the direction didn't quite live up to the ability's potential when it came to telling a thrilling story.