Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Forgive Me Carlos Mencia

Carlos Mencia is still adamant about the fact that he doesn't steal comedy material from other comedians.

Slowly, but surely, I'm starting to believe him.


Angelina Jolie Went Shopping Again

Meet 3 year old Pax. It's short for K-Pax, which is a movie starring Kevin Spacey for which he was named after. He is the latest edition to Angelina Jolie's kid collection.

Having been a 3 year old myself, I'm sure Pax is feeling more than a bit gypped on the timing of Jolie's adoption. Pax is probably thinking, "Why couldn't Mama Ange have gotten me when I was of breast feeding age?"

I also took the liberty of performing a background check on Pax. It turns out he is part Viet Cong, on his grandpa Charlie's side.


Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Joe Rogan Puts Feminist in Its Place

A feminist approaches Rogan and tries to dominate him by patronizing him.

Despite Joe's diminutive size, this bitch picked the WRONG dude to talk down to.

What happened to the feminist movement? Is it dead?

If it isn't, then I think Joe Rogan just killed it.

In respect of feminists everywhere, let's have a moment of silence. That's good enough. NEEE-HAW!!


Carlos Mencia Directs Movie

Carlos Menstealia makes his directorial debut by remaking the Peter Jackson Classic, Lord of the Rings.
Not only will this movie take your breath away, it will also steal your money and dignity for forcing yourself to watch it.