Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Barry "Junk" Bonds is a Fraud



Barry Bonds hit more home runs than any other in the history of Major League Baseball.

The only problem is that I'm not going to recognize Bonds' record, because he cheated by taking steroids.

Nobody becomes physically better once they pass the age of 37. If you do, that's simply unnatural.

The MLB commissioner, Bud Selig, didn't even bother to make a personal appearance when Barry "broke" Hank Aaron's record. That should tell you something is amiss right there.

If Bonds makes it into Cooperstown, parents will never again be able to tell their children that "cheaters never prosper".


Genius.

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