Thursday, June 24, 2010

And the Emmy Goes to...

For the sake of Tripp, Sarah Palin's grandson, I sure hope Bristol is a far better mom than she is an actor.

I do believe that Bristol must be a pretty dedicated mom, for a good mother wouldn't think twice about sacrificing her pride by humiliating herself in front of millions when it comes to providing for her child.

And Tripp's father, Levi Johnston, must be a decent father since he put aside his dignity and undergarments when he posed for Playgirl magazine.

Sarah "Peggy Hill" Palin


Sunday, June 20, 2010


"Ack! You're...hurting me!"

"I said swallow, bitch."

"Go ahead, bark. Bark as if your life depended on it."

"There's a price to pay for eating my Friskas...and it's severe."

"Call me Garfield one more time."

Domesticated pets reenact a scene from the movie, Road House.

"Last chance. Where did you hide my catnip stash?"

"As of now, being neutered is the least of your problems."