Friday, November 09, 2007

Victoria "Posh" Beckham













It would seem that Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham has spent tens of thousands of dollars to make her face look like that of the 3-year-old YouTube star, also known as the Monster Ass-Kicker.



















Quite the unusual request for cosmetic surgeons to fulfill. I hope Victoria kept her plastic surgeon receipt.

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Sunday, November 04, 2007

Bonds Threatens to Sulk



Barry Bonds says that if his record breaking homerun ball goes to Cooperstown with an asterisk branded on it, he'll refuse to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Now, now, Barry! Marrion Jones has admitted to steroid use, and she had the same "athletic consultant"- slash- steroid supplier Bonds did. If Barry doesn't want an asterisk applied next to his home run record, then Mr.Bonds condones cheating. And if that's the case, Barry Bonds won't mind if his wife has an illicit affair with me.

When you cheat at bat, it's tit for tat.

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