Monday, November 24, 2008

Kelly Osbourne CAPTIONED!

"Excuse me sir, are you able to break a hundred dollar bill?"

"I'll give you $5 if you'll braid my pubes like your beard."

"Do me a favor. Fetch my car before I start to tan."

"You were wonderful last night. Here's $1. You can keep the change."

"Fine! Here's $10, now take my damn panties off your head."

"Do you find me attractive now?"

"Here's fifty bucks. Now go buy yourself some style."

"First, refer to me as the most beautiful woman in the world. DO IT!"


Sunday, November 23, 2008

Ginger Jerk Had it Coming

I immediately dismiss the idea that Aaron Mishkin was a victim of a "hate crime". I sincerely believe that Mishkin's peers were just begging for any excuse to repeatedly kick that annoyingly pompous little bastard.