New Born CAPTIONED!

  

"Ow. You're hurting me. CHILD ABUSE!!!"

 "Uhg. Your breath smells like expired Spaghettios."
 "STAHP!"

"Lady, I didn't need a closeup of your boogers!"

"Wanna see my Popeye impression?"

"If I had teeth, I'd nibble your nose off!"

"I said I was thirsty for milk - NOT affection!"

"Unhand me you degenerate bimbo!"

How the lead actor form Kick Ass met his future wife.

"Halp! Blondie thinks I taste like veal!"