Opinionated, over the line "humor" that's not for the weak of heart.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Camera CAPTIONED
Canon has developed a camera that doubles as an actual cannon.
This camera is capable of taking life sized portraits.
Canon's newly released "soul stealer".
"You may address me as, Mr. Big Shot."
The paparazzi have designed a camera specifically made for taking pictures of Rosie O'Donnell . Despite its vast size, this camera still wasn't big enough to fully capture the full extent of my greatness.
"Honey, it's not what it looks like. I'm sick, and need help."
David Duchovny, of The X-Files' Agent Mulder fame, voluntarily checked himself into rehab for sex addiction. David's latest movie is called, X-Files: I Want to Believe. Truth to tell, I'm having a very hard time completely buying this story.
A more likely scenario is that his wife, Tea Leoni, caught him in bed having unprotected sex with a starstruck, pimply, overweight groupie he met from a local comic book convention. To save millions of dollars in lawyer fees and divorce settlements, the Ivy League educated actor came up with a brilliant save for himself. He has somehow convinced his family that he's addicted to fornication. It would seem that Duchovny's master's degree in English is just now starting to paying off. So whenever you guys are ever caught cheating, just tell your girlfriend/wife/special farm animal to deal with it, because you suffer from an affliction called SEX ADDICTION.
Fluffy unmercifully slams his rodent opponent to the ground to win the Ultimate Fighting Cat championship. While dancing the Fox Trot, Mousey spontaneously breaks out into a cappawera routine.
After scoring a touchdown, Mittens celebrates by spiking the furry football.
Master magician, Cat Angel, attempts to make a dead mouse levitate into his mouth.
Martial artist, Mouse Lee, severely underestimated the distance to properly execute his devastating flying head kick.
