Saturday, November 01, 2014

Mouthless Chinese Pig

Believe it or not, the above photo is that of a pig born without a mouth in Eastern Asia.

The doomed freak died hours later, due to a lack of nourishment.  Had cocaine been readily available to snort, the little porker might have had enough pep to hang on until capable doctors could intervene.

The mother of the deceased piglet said that her child was conceived within a Likwang, China Porta Potty outside to where an insignificant Star Wars convention was taking place.

When asked as to what the alleged baby's daddy had to say...

"Dat eez nut ma keed! Da beech eez ah ly-air!!"

A paternity test conducted on an upcoming episode of the Maury Povich Show later confirmed that Watto was indeed the father.
In lieu of a proper funeral, the dead piggy went to market and was recycled into delicious, crispy bacon by renowned celebrity chef, Gordon Ramsay.