Friday, July 10, 2009

Death by Chocolate

I predict that this macabre incident will inspire Hollywood director, Michael Bay, to write a horror movie script. Perhaps it will be named one of the following titles:

  1. Bloody Chocolate
  2. Charlie & the Chocolate Factory 2
  3. Elmer Fudge on Elm Street
  4. Hershey House of Horrors
  5. The Loco Cocoa Killer
  6. The Chocolaty Tragedy
  7. Killing Me Oh So Sweetly
  8. Chocolate Armageddon
  9. Death After Eight
  10. White Chocolate: The Michael Jackson Story


Monday, July 06, 2009

Dane Cook Robbed Blind

Dane Cook's business manager (who happens to be his half brother, Darryl McCauley) has been charged with stealing over $11 million from the plagiarist "comedian".

Only now does Dane Cook know how the comedians he ripped jokes off from feel. Dane, your half bro was just following your example. Why should he be punished for doing something you were exorbitantly financially rewarded for? Cook steals material from other comics and makes over $11 million. Darryl McCauley steals $11 million from Dane Cook and he goes to jail.


Dane should change his name to "Lame Cook" or become an anti-hero dressed in a tight pink spandex body suit and call himself Unfunny Man. Probably not very original, but, then again, neither is Cook.

Dane Edna looking at his recent bank statements.