Friday, September 19, 2014

Brand New Llama CAPTIONED!


The Stewie Griffin of llamas.

"What are you looking at, punk?"

"Check out my cashmere sweater."

"Haters gonna hate."

"When mom backs up my job is to bleat 'BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!'"

"Breathe, push...I said PUSH DAMMIT!"

"Beh-de, Beh-de, that's all folks!"

"When it comes to pooping on my head, mom doesn't give a crap."

This baby llama is causing drama for its mama.

"The cons of this situation: Mom farts - a LOT."

"Hee-hee-hee! Ma will never find me in here!"

Over time, the little llama was named Timmy the Living Tampon.

"Call me a hemorrhoid to my face, dirt bag!"

"Faster, mom! Dad is headed this way and he looks aroused!"

"HALP! Bitch won't shit me out!"