Nicole Richie is Preggers

Nicole Richie got herself knocked up, just so that she wouldn't have to spend as much time in the slammer as her friend Paris Hilton did. Who's the real father of her bastard child? That's a question that would be best answered by the Maury Povich Show.




Nicole Richie barely eats enough for one, much less for two.

Child protectioin agencies should take away Richie's fetus and give it to someone who has proven she is capable of bringing it to full term, such as, future Mom of the Year, Britney Spears.