Friday, November 23, 2007


Angelina trying to see if she can smell her farts underwater.

Beowulf is a flick definitely worth paying full price to see. Its state of the art graphics put Shrek the Third to shame. Hell, the extra cost to watch Angelina Jolie's virtual knockers on a larger, sharper, Imax screen is worth the price of admission alone. I can hardly wait for the Jolie deleted scenes on the unrated DVD version. She probably gets quite intimate with herself with that phallus looking tail of hers. I wonder if popcorn butter can be used as lubricant? Hold on, ignore what I just said. I hate it when I think out loud.


Sunday, November 18, 2007

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

I can't tell what this model is doing. Is she trying to blow a kiss to the audience, or using her tongue to dislodge the peanut butter stuck to the roof of her mouth?

This skinny model is so hungry, she's thinking Arby's.

The show ended with Heidi Klum and Seal performing a duet together. I can still hear them singing:

Ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?"

The musical sound of Heidi's voice was like that of cats being thrown against very tall chalkboards.

I thought that the above model was extremely cute and attractive, until I realized that it was really Mario Lopez dressed as a drag queen.

...must banish...these impure...carnal thoughts.


Donda West Dies

Donda West was the chairwoman of the Chicago State University’s English department?!?

How does that explain Kanye's song lyrics?

An excerpt from the song Slow Jamz:

Bring some friends you cool with
Imma bring da cool whip
Then I want you to strip
See you is my new chick
So we get our grind on

I sure as hell hope Mr. West wasn't home schooled.