Monday, December 11, 2006

Nicole Ritchie is a Junkie

How many drugs can that walking pharmacy take and not die? Let us take inventory of the various substances that over-privileged Hollywood socialite has taken: Caffeine, alcohol, marijuana, nicotine, heroin, cocaine, Vicotin, birth control/morning after pills, and probably ample amounts of Robitussin.

If Nicole hates herself so much, why doesn't she volunteer to be a mine sweeper for the front lines in Iraq? Perhaps Richie, weighing a mere 85lbs, is too damn light to set off the most sensitive of buried bombs.

I know! She can be used to frighten all the warring Islamic insurgents back to their country of origin by doing this:



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