Saturday, December 06, 2008


Tired of being referred to as "Fat Man", Batman's next Christmas purchase was a gift certificate for himself from Jenny Craig.

Now that the Joker is behind bars, Batman is now losing his latest battle with the bulge.

Batman's response to the whereabouts of Robin was, "BURP!"

On most people the color black is slimming.

Evidently, Batman mistook the clown mascot at McDonald's restaurants for sightings of the Joker.

Batman's next stop is the tanning salon to have his abs airbrushed in.

Batman ditched Robin and teamed up with Colonel Sanders to fight crime.

Batman's tip on fighting crime: "If you can't beat them, eat them."