Saturday, October 31, 2009


Word on the street is that baby fetish whores are in high demand.

Pedro sells baby powder as cocaine to unsuspecting clients.

Back in Cuba, Elian Gonzalez continues to capitalize on his fame.

For all his life, Pedro dreamed of becoming a Chip'n'Dale dancer.

Pedro believes that his new look will strike fear into his enemies.

This gang member made a killing at the baby shower.

Jennifer Lopez's idea of going green is lining her baby's diaper with $20 bills.

Pedro made a shit load of money Trick or Treating at Michael Jackson's house.

For Halloween, Pedro dressed as a "Prosti-Tot".

This gangster likes to pamper himself.


Friday, October 30, 2009


"Say it! Say 'This is SPARTA!' "

Law Abiding Citizen is about an engineer who becomes a vigilante when he feels his murdered family didn't receive proper justice. It stars Gerrard Butler as a disgruntled widower and Jamie Fox as an ambitious lawyer who cares more about his conviction record than seeking appropriate justice.

I liked the plot concept and the adequate acting, but the storyline of the movie had numerous occurrences that seemed either over the top ridiculous or extremely far fetched. It's almost along the lines of Jack Black trying to fit into an unaltered spandex Superman costume. It's an extreme stretch.

Law Abiding Citizen is worth renting from your local video store. Or if you wish, you could steal the DVD from Walmart...but then you wouldn't be acting like a Law Abiding Citizen, now would you?


Thursday, October 29, 2009

Heavenly Costume

From left to right: pimp, prostitute, priest, and Petey all go hand in hand.