Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Hillary Clinton

I have no problem with a woman ( who no longer menstruates) becoming the leader of the most powerful nation on Earth. But for some reason I don't trust Hillary Clinton. Especially when her name possesses the name "Larry" in it. Larry, as in Larry Flynt, who lost his virginity on his father's farm by raping a live chicken. Larry, as in Larry Craig. Larry Craig, as in the senator that tried to have gay sex on an airport public toilet. For all I know, it could be an omen for bad things to come when or if Hillary becomes the next President of the United States of America.

For example, what was with that White Water scandal? Has it been resolved? Was there anyone at fault? Was it really a scandal?

Then there's Hillary's marriage. Some say that Hillary is extremely intelligent. Well, how did she fall for Bill Clinton then? Furthermore, why did she stay after all of America learned that he was unfaithful? I thought a marriage was based on trust? She still trusts Bill? What does that say for her character judging skills? She has a reputation for being smart, but her initial health care reform plan was an absolute failure. She represents a State that she previously never even lived in before. Has she done great things for her constituents, or has she just used that position to promote her own ambitions?

I remember when Bill was first running for president, he said that you would be getting a two-for-one deal by voting for him and having Hillary as a First Lady. If that was the case, I believe the American people were victims of false advertising. What were her accomplishments? As a First Lady in Arkansas, when her husband was Governor, what was her legacy? Last I checked, her former State was near the bottom when it came to important prosperity categories. No one I know looks to Arkansas with admiration or as an example of greatness.

What I would like to know is WHY should anyone place their vote towards Hillary Clinton? Why not Barack Obama? Oh, because George Clooney supports him. Uhm, why not Dennis Kucinich? He seems like a man that could unabashedly stand up to commercial influences. Dennis should run as an independent. He could become the nation's next Ross Perot...

Unlike Hillary Clinton, Denis Kucinich has exquisite taste in spouses. Elizabeth Kucinich has the potential to become America's version of Lady Diana!

"Win or lose, I still get to keep my trophy wife."

And don't forget Dennis' deep pockets.

"Hmm, I don't feel like dressing up for Halloween this year, so I'll just go as Ellen DeGeneres again."

One only needs to ask Natalie Portman's nipples on whether or not Hillary Clinton seems frigid.



"Now it's time to finger-bang her with THESE!"

The Heartbreak Kid is about a man in his 40's who feels the pressures that society places on him to get married. So, he rushes into a marriage only to find out that he really doesn't know or even like this gorgeous woman that he has pledged his life to. But on his honeymoon, Stiller finds the woman of his dreams. That's when themes from past episodes of Threes Company come into play.

The women in this movie is what held it together. Malin Akerman ( who looks like an attractive version Cameron Diaz) played a bridezilla from Hell to perfection and Michelle Monaghan had the role of unobtainable soul mate.

This movie hardly made me laugh as much as earlier Farrelly brothers pictures have. This film is probably on par with Zoolander, better than Knocked Up, but inferior to that of There's Something About Mary.

"Ooo-ooo, ah-ah-ah!"


Tuesday, October 16, 2007

No Child Left Behind

I wonder from which prestigious university did she graduate from?