Thursday, October 23, 2008

Jessica Simpson CAPTIONED

Simpson accidentally let a ripe one rip in the limo.

Simpson after being asked if Tony Romo has fondled her "footballs" lately.

Jessica expressing her surprise at being nominated for an Oscar for her work in Blonde Ambition.



Jessica getting into character for her next starring role in the movie Blowup Doll.

"Tony Romo affectionately calls my mouth his personal 'sperm bank'."

Jessica is shocked to discover that footballs are not made of real feet.

Jessica reacts to finding out that her younger sister, Ashlee, is finally taking singing lessons.

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Cat Fight!



Only a slim pane of fragile glass separates the two trash-talking combatants.

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Brendon Burns a Heckler



Brendon Burns is an Australian stand up comic who primarily performs in England.

A woman in the audience of Asian descent accuses Brendon of being a racist for seemingly directing his Indian/Pakistani joke at her.

Russell Peeters is a stand up comic of Indian descent who uses similar material in his act.

I wonder if the lady would have a problem if Russell Peeters told the exact same joke to her?

Most probably not. Why? I don't know. Maybe she's a racist.


"I dare you to call me Pakistani one more time."

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Monday, October 20, 2008

Lil' Bill O'Reilly: Part Deux



Lil' Bill versus the Democrat in charge of the committee overseeing the business ethics used in the U.S. banking industry.

It would seem that Barney Frank either wasn't doing his job
or mortgage company CEO's were tossing pretty pennies past him into his campaign coffer, so that he'd conveniently look the other way.


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Unselfish Boy Scout Heroes



Always be prepared, ladies. *wink*

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