My War on Attention Whore Celebrity Cartoons

The year is 2006.  It is a time where fuel for celebrity mockery was rife with inspirational material.  
The following are cartoons I crudely created with a simple mouse and MS Paint.

 This depicts the dissolving Camelot marriage (2 babies) of Britney Spears to Kevin Federline.

 This cartoon inadequately encapsulates the bizarre relationship between a lawyer and a Playboy Playmate.

Kelly Rippa reacts hostilely when Clay Aiken, guest hosting for Regis Philbin, 
uses his hand to cover up Kelly's mouth.  I can only presume she smelled poop.

Through DNA testing, the rapper, DMX, finds out that he is the father of another child - his 10th.

 Dog "The Bounty Hunter" Chapman is arrested in regards to unlawfully apprehending 
a wealthy cosmetic company heir who fled to Mexico during his rape trial.

 After declaring his homosexuality, Neil Patrick Harris is being juvenilely interviewed by Anderson Cooper.

Here, actress Michelle Rodriguez addresses various media reports regarding her being a lesbian.

 Rosie O'Donnell makes a guest appearance on a racy plastic surgery show called "Nip and Tuck".

Actor Michael J. Fox confronts massive radio host, Rush Limbaugh, on his

hesitation to support government funding for Parkinson's Disease research.

 Tom Cruise exhibited childish behavior on the Oprah Winfrey Show by jumping up and down on her couch.  His wife, Katie Holmes, reacted differently when he recreated that same moment at home.

 Saved by the Bell actor, Dustin Diamond sneaks Paris Hilton a Dirty Sanchez while filming their sex tape.

Ryan Phillipe serves as his own attorney for his divorce to Reece Witherspoon.