Cat Customer CAPTIONED!

"One hot dog to go. No bun."

"This is a stickup! Hand over the cash or I'll claw your eyes out!"

"I'm here to pick up my order for 2 cases of Red Bull."

"Do you sell medicinal catnip?"



"I can has pack of filterless Marlboro and bottle of Jack?"

"Give me back my change, BITCH!"

"What do you mean I need a prescription for Oxycontin?"

"Trojan condoms, please. Extra LARGE."