Monday, December 31, 2007

Toronto Raptors



Why does Toronto Canada's basketball team call themselves the "Raptors" when their franchise player looks like an ostrich?





It would seem that Chris Bosh has a future as the team's mascot when his playing days are over.

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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Uncaptivating CAPTIONS



As one can plainly see, Corky from Life Goes On is very excited at the prospect of finally graduating from high school.

“My penis is like Pinocchio - it cannot tell a lie. So, yes, being around jail bait all day does excite me.”

For show & tell, Mr.Neil told Billy to close his eyes and open his mouth.

“Errection? No, that’s one of H.R. Giger’s aliens about to explode out of my crotch.”

“All right! Who do I thank for slipping a bottle of Viagra into my coffee?”

“Swirl Face? Sorry, never heard of that pervert before.”

“Class! Don’t piss me off. Trust me, you wouldn’t like Mr.Happy when he’s angry.”

ER's ANTHONY EDWARDS: "How did you know I was thinking of George Clooney?"

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