The Best of Celine Dion

If you really want to know "Who's Bad?", just ask Celine Dion about her Michael Jackson imitation. I'm not too sure what happened there. Did Celine just portray Michael Jackson as a drag queen? I'm as confused as Chastity Bono shopping for underwear.




Looks like Dion's dress was designed by Value Village. And who was the dance coordinator for that "performance"? A medicated Paula Abdul or a choreographer with epilepsy?

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Not since the Budweiser lizards have I ever seen such a wonderful commercial.

Why didn't this win an Academy Award?

And why do I suddenly feel the need to wash my hair again?


Someone once told me that shampooing with beer makes your hair shiny. I believe his name was Samuel Adams. Anyways, the following are the best the Americans could come up with: