Saturday, May 22, 2010


This blond believes that he's the comic book store clerk from The Simpsons.

These 2 residents of Alabama are actually brother and sister.

Oh there's absolutely no question that he's blackmailing her.

Who knew The Biggest Loser contestants had groupies?

Who in this picture really hates themself more?

Which of these two either won a bet or lost a dare?

The technical advances for Live Dolls have come a long way.

Proof that any lonely nerd can get a Russian sex slave via Pay Pal.

Her nutritionist helps her keep looking fit just by walking next to her.

This nerd likes to volunteer his time to mislead blind blonds.


Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Not Safe for Work...Out

There's an iddy-biddy kitty hiding underneath his titty.

There should be a proper television content rating for the U.S. version of The Biggest Loser. I'm talking about when the men are first weighed and take off their shirts and are completely topless underneath. For my emotionally traumatized eyes that's blatant nudity, of the seriously unwanted kind. I don't understand why the producers of this show are not fined for broadcasting indecency. Those sorry excuses for breasts look no different than the one Janet Jackson publicly put on display during her infamous wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl XXXVIII half time show.

Janet "Flap Jack" Jackson.

Photographed by Eddie Murphy.

Even the show's personal trainer, William Michaels, is modest enough to wear a top.

His name is "Jillian" Michaels?
Isn't "Jillian" a girl's name or is he originally from England?
You're trying to tell me that's a girl?!?
Okay, how the hell do you explain the man hands and the Adam's apple?
"Lady Gaga Syndrome"?
Never heard of it.
Sounds fatal.
My condolences to, uh, it.

Screech attempts to single-handedly unhook a bra from his huge head.

Dustin Diamond, who played Screech from Saved by the Bell, would be a far more appropriate host for a show called The Biggest Loser.