Friday, May 02, 2008

Paula Abdul = Role Model

When I grow up, I want a job like Paula Abdul's where I can show up to work drunk and still get paid a ridiculous sum of money for it.

The employees at the Jack Daniels bottling plant must feel (Crown) royally gypped.


Thursday, May 01, 2008

Hayden Panettiere CAPTIONED

"Nice to meet you, Jamal. I'm a vampire that sucks the life out of babies."

"Let's see if your cute, little, nappy head can fit into my big mouth!"

"I just ate 3 cloves of garlic. Can you tell?"

"I wonder how much I can sell you to Agelina Jolie for?"

Ms. Panettiere receives a surprise visit from Gary Coleman.

This baby wants nothing more than to run away, but he has yet to learn how to walk.

"Eenie, meenie, miney, moe...."

"Check out my 'O' face."

"EEK! This crack baby is stealing my purse!"

Hayden's expression is scaring the stem cells out of this toddler.


Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I've Seen HAROLD & KUMAR 2

"Da-yam! That horn making me god awful horny!"

Even though four years have passed, the storyline continues right where the first one left off. Harold and Kumar are supposed to take a simple trip to Amsterdam to find the girl Harold is infatuated with, but chaos ensues not long after their overseas flight takes off.

I found an odd tidbit about a couple of the cast members. The actress who plays Kumar's ex-girlfriend real name is Danneel Harris. In addition, the actor who portrays Neil Patrick Harris in the movie is called Neil Patrick Harris in real life. Two actors named Harris with the word "Neil" in their first names, who both prefer dating men. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I think I might have stumbled onto something.

I found Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanomo Bay to be ten times more funnier than Forgetting Sarah Something or Another. I must have laughed out loud more than five times, as did everyone else in the theater. If you liked the first installment of this cult classic, you'll find the sequel to be just as good, if not better. Believe it or not, Warner Brothers had originally planned for H&KEfGB to go straight to video stores. For my money, it was worth seeing at the theater for full price.


Monday, April 28, 2008

Pretty Cow will be CAPTIONED!

David Suzuki saves another whale.

A scene from Shallow Hal 2.

Old man rejoices after having successful intercourse with a roll of back fat.

Newest Olympic sport: Cellulite Surfing.

A pageant judge celebrates with the newly crowned 2008 Miss England.

A redneck riding a bulldyke.

"Hi-ho, Hippo, away!"

"Mom, Dad, I'd like for you to meet my new girlfriend, Sue Nommy."


Sunday, April 27, 2008

Perez Hilton Visits Amsterdam

It would seem that blogger, Perez Hilton, has found himself a new boyfriend.

By the way, the boy singing, that is.