Friday, January 26, 2007

Clippy Is A Smooth Operator

Clippy is that animated "helper" in Microsoft Word that makes unsubtle suggestions as to how inept you are at writing.

Times are tough, and to make ends meet Clippy has to resort to being a phone sex operator.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Brandy in Deadly Bumper Car Mishap

About a month ago, the shitty R&B singer, Brandy, was involved in a vehicular car crash that resulted in the death of Awatef Aboudiha, a married mother of one.

Doing 65mph on a highway, Brandy's Range Rover rammed into Awatef Aboudiha's car. This propelled Aboudiha's car to clip the car in front, which caused her to slam into the center concrete meridian. Mere seconds later, Awatef's car was brutally t-boned on the driver's side by another oncoming vehicle, killing her - if she wasn't dead already.

This sounds like a bad deleted scene from the movie Final Destination.

If there was any doubt as to whether Brandy's career was over before, I can assure you that it is definitely ruined now.
I'm almost certain Brandy's future inmates will appreciate her presence more than the music industry currently does.