Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Jennifer "Loves the Lard" Hewitt

What the hell happened to Miss Hewitt??? Is she getting ready to move? Is that why she has more junk in her trunk?

It's as if she ate an entire party of five.

Jennifer Love Hewitt used to be this sweet, beautiful young woman, with a tiny waist and huge natural knockers. Now, she's not so lean anymore. One of the ghosts on her television series should whisper to her, "Psst. You're blocking my shot, fatty."

Maybe Jennifer Love Hewitt is purposely gaining weight for her upcoming role in the film remake of RUMPelstiltskin.

That booty needs some walking, and that's what it should do. One of these days that big ass booty will smother an entire crew.