Gangsta CAPTIONED!

Word on the street is that baby fetish whores are in high demand.

Pedro sells baby powder as cocaine to unsuspecting clients.

Back in Cuba, Elian Gonzalez continues to capitalize on his fame.

For all his life, Pedro dreamed of becoming a Chip'n'Dale dancer.

Pedro believes that his new look will strike fear into his enemies.



This gang member made a killing at the baby shower.

Jennifer Lopez's idea of going green is lining her baby's diaper with $20 bills.

Pedro made a shit load of money Trick or Treating at Michael Jackson's house.

For Halloween, Pedro dressed as a "Prosti-Tot".

This gangster likes to pamper himself.