Agent Mulder : Sex Addict

"Honey, it's not what it looks like. I'm sick, and need help."

David Duchovny, of The X-Files' Agent Mulder fame, voluntarily checked himself into rehab for sex addiction. David's latest movie is called, X-Files: I Want to Believe. Truth to tell, I'm having a very hard time completely buying this story.

A more likely scenario is that his wife, Tea Leoni, caught him in bed having unprotected sex with a starstruck, pimply, overweight groupie he met from a local comic book convention. To save millions of dollars in lawyer fees and divorce settlements, the Ivy League educated actor came up with a brilliant save for himself. He has somehow convinced his family that he's addicted to fornication. It would seem that Duchovny's master's degree in English is just now starting to paying off.

So whenever you guys are ever caught cheating, just tell your girlfriend/wife/special farm animal to deal with it, because you suffer from an affliction called SEX ADDICTION.