Camera CAPTIONED

Canon has developed a camera that doubles as an actual cannon.

This camera is capable of taking life sized portraits.

Canon's newly released "soul stealer".



"You may address me as, Mr. Big Shot."

The paparazzi have designed a camera specifically made for taking pictures of Rosie O'Donnell .

Despite its vast size, this camera still wasn't big enough to fully capture the full extent of my greatness.