Friday, November 23, 2007


Angelina trying to see if she can smell her farts underwater.

Beowulf is a flick definitely worth paying full price to see. Its state of the art graphics put Shrek the Third to shame. Hell, the extra cost to watch Angelina Jolie's virtual knockers on a larger, sharper, Imax screen is worth the price of admission alone. I can hardly wait for the Jolie deleted scenes on the unrated DVD version. She probably gets quite intimate with herself with that phallus looking tail of hers. I wonder if popcorn butter can be used as lubricant? Hold on, ignore what I just said. I hate it when I think out loud.



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