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They failed to mention Tori Spelling's old bedroom, which was also referred to as "The Aquarium".



OMG! Which is which?!?

Seperated at Birth?

If George Lucas plans on directing another Star Wars film, he could save money on special effects make up by casting the gorgeous and talented Tori Spelling as...









ADMIRAL ACKBAR!




My second choice would be former Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Troy Aikman.

Hey, it's not like that particular role requires any acting ability.

Spelling On Magazine Cover

Wow. That's a pretty dog.

And no, I'm not talking about Tori Spelling. I'm referring to the other bitch, Miss Mimi La Rue.

Is it me, or is Mimi La Rue a whole lot more photogenic than Tori?

And how sad is it when the dog owner requires more Photoshopping than the dog itself?

No, seriously. How pathetically messed up is that?

The day my pet outshines me in regards to physical beauty is the day I make a living contribution to the local animal shelter. Sorry Petey the Parrot, but that's just how I roll.