Spelling On Magazine Cover

Wow. That's a pretty dog.

And no, I'm not talking about Tori Spelling. I'm referring to the other bitch, Miss Mimi La Rue.

Is it me, or is Mimi La Rue a whole lot more photogenic than Tori?

And how sad is it when the dog owner requires more Photoshopping than the dog itself?

No, seriously. How pathetically messed up is that?

The day my pet outshines me in regards to physical beauty is the day I make a living contribution to the local animal shelter. Sorry Petey the Parrot, but that's just how I roll.