Tara Reid is a Hero!

"Tara, how many cosmetic surgery decisions were you drunk for?"

Everyone should toast Tara Reid, who was unselfish enough to check herself into rehab, so that North Americans would have enough alcohol to drink for all the 2009 New Year's celebrations.

Everyone, raise your glasses to Ms. Reid and repeat after me: "Sal-lut!"



Tara is all set to reprise her role as Magda in, There's Something About Mary 2.




I'm almost ashamed to admit that I've seen better octogenarian porn than this.

Tara Reid Looking Mighty Fine

Tara Reid looks a lot like my friend's drunken Aunt Trudie. Trudie's home away from home is on the bar room floor. Perhaps Tara and Trudie have already met each other.




Is it just me or does Tara's nipple look way off center. It seems to have migrated to the armpit side of her boob. Maybe it's a huge mole. I did read today that drinking more than 3 servings of alcohol a day can increase a woman's chance of breast cancer.

In recent years, Tara Reid's breasts have become noticeably larger. I'm not a doctor, but there could be a significant chance that Tara's boobies are filled with tumors! WHORE-AY!