Tara Reid is a Hero!

"Tara, how many cosmetic surgery decisions were you drunk for?"

Everyone should toast Tara Reid, who was unselfish enough to check herself into rehab, so that North Americans would have enough alcohol to drink for all the 2009 New Year's celebrations.

Everyone, raise your glasses to Ms. Reid and repeat after me: "Sal-lut!"



Tara is all set to reprise her role as Magda in, There's Something About Mary 2.




I'm almost ashamed to admit that I've seen better octogenarian porn than this.