Oh Sister, Where Art Thou?

And they called it...Puppy Love

It would seem that George Clooney, the multiple winner of People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" award, has a shockingly embarrassing secret.


Thanks to a life altering sex change operation, young Mr. Clooney was once better known as Miss Velma of Scooby-Doo fame.



Above left, a school picture of Georgia Clooney, aka - Velma.

Dun-dun DUN...Zoiks!

George Clooney Crashes

A car smashed into Clooney & his girlfriend's motorcycle, breaking George's rib and his his lady friend's foot. It is rumored that the driver of the car was an avid fan of the original Batman movies.

After the crash, Clooney could be heard hysterically crying, "MY FACE! HAS MY BEAUTIFUL FACE BEEN HARMED???"

The perpetrator of the accident then asked the injured Clooney, "Since I hit you with my CAR, can I get your AUTOgraph?"

*chortles*