George Clooney Crashes

A car smashed into Clooney & his girlfriend's motorcycle, breaking George's rib and his his lady friend's foot. It is rumored that the driver of the car was an avid fan of the original Batman movies.

After the crash, Clooney could be heard hysterically crying, "MY FACE! HAS MY BEAUTIFUL FACE BEEN HARMED???"

The perpetrator of the accident then asked the injured Clooney, "Since I hit you with my CAR, can I get your AUTOgraph?"

*chortles*