30 Days of Night

This is a movie that's about a small town in Alaska that is enshrouded in complete darkness for one month every year. And during that time, a gang of vampires vacation there to engorge themselves on a buffet of blood.


Here's a picture of my lawyer displaying his gang sign.



Billy Corgan, lead singer of The Smashing Pumpkins, even makes a cameo.

Odd Blades of Glory Junkette

A ninja interviews Anchor Man and Napoleon Dynamite.

Frank Miller's 300

This (among the 3 others) is supposedly what the movie posters for the greatly anticipated film 300 will look like.

300 is a flick based off of Frank Miller's graphic novel of the same name. The plot is loosely derived from the real life Battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C. It has Spartans and Romans in it. The movie was shot in 60 days. Sienna Miller was briefly considered for the role of Queen Gorgo.

I don't know who Gerard Butler is, but I seriously doubt that his abs are as ripped as depicted in the above poster. It looks more like a scruffy Tony Montana, from Scarface, bellowing, "Say heh-lo to dah bad guy!"


The wording in this "promotional" piece of media seems a tad bit counterproductive.


His expression looks like he just drank a cool, refreshing bottle of Zima.


I'm going to assume that this guy is the Roman version of a hooligan / cheerleader.

Craig Wants Gay Scene for Next Bond


Hmm, now that you mention it, that gun could be seen as symbolism for a certain part of the male anatomy.

James Bond as a homocidal homosexual? Daring, indeed, but that wasn't the kind of "action" I was anticipating for the next 007 installment.

I was thinking more along the lines of big bangs, explosions, and shooting scenes. Okay, is it me or does the previous sentence sound like something a porn director would actually say?

If producers are going to allow for this to happen, here's how I think it ought to go down -er- I mean happen:

Mr. Bond is lured into a trap, because he has yet to know who his enema - I mean, enemy is. Once captured, it is revealed to James that the bad guys are played by Mick Jagger and David Bowie. The wrinkly rockers start kissing and groping each other once the cheesy porn music is cued, and then the scene fades to black with Bond screaming like Dakota Fanning in War of the Worlds, while begging for a blindfold.

The powers that be should also title that film: James Bondage: Licenced to Drill & Thrill or Double Oh! Sixty-Nine.

Imagine if studio exectutives decided to re-edit past James Bond films to place more gay scenes in them. They would probably have to change the titles of them too. For example:

Dr. No to Dr. Feelgood: Proctologist

Goldfinger to Fudgefinger

Thunderball to the obvious Big Balls of Thunder

You Only Live Twice to You Only Came Twice?

Moonraker to Man Raper

Octopussy to Octopenis

The Living Daylights to The Fading Gay Lights (Not sure what that pertains to either)

and finally...

Golden Eye to Brown Eye

If the next Bond film is going to have James sport a thong Speedo throughout the movie, they might as well go ahead and label it a comedy.