Cat & Dog CAPTIONED!

"Ack! You're...hurting me!"

"I said swallow, bitch."

"Go ahead, bark. Bark as if your life depended on it."

"There's a price to pay for eating my Friskas...and it's severe."



"Call me Garfield one more time."

Domesticated pets reenact a scene from the movie, Road House.

"Last chance. Where did you hide my catnip stash?"

"As of now, being neutered is the least of your problems."