Bonds Threatens to Sulk

Barry Bonds says that if his record breaking homerun ball goes to Cooperstown with an asterisk branded on it, he'll refuse to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Now, now, Barry! Marrion Jones has admitted to steroid use, and she had the same "athletic consultant"- slash- steroid supplier Bonds did. If Barry doesn't want an asterisk applied next to his home run record, then Mr.Bonds condones cheating. And if that's the case, Barry Bonds won't mind if his wife has an illicit affair with me.

When you cheat at bat, it's tit for tat.

Barry "Junk" Bonds is a Fraud

Barry Bonds hit more home runs than any other in the history of Major League Baseball.

The only problem is that I'm not going to recognize Bonds' record, because he cheated by taking steroids.

Nobody becomes physically better once they pass the age of 37. If you do, that's simply unnatural.

The MLB commissioner, Bud Selig, didn't even bother to make a personal appearance when Barry "broke" Hank Aaron's record. That should tell you something is amiss right there.

If Bonds makes it into Cooperstown, parents will never again be able to tell their children that "cheaters never prosper".


Genius.