Asslee Simpleton Flash Dances

Ashlee Simpson is a maniac, maniac on the floor, and she's dancing like she's never danced before.

I guess Ashlee's true calling is flashing little children on a public beach, instead of singing, or dancing, or astrophysics.

What the...? Ashlee just mooned me. I said astrophysics - not asstrophysics, you ditsy hack!