Beyonce's Breast is Collapsing

Either Beyonce's chest was involved in a traumatic shark bite accident or her boob is deflating faster than Rosie O'Donnell sitting on a whoopie cushion.


Not so bootilicious anymore.

I'm aware of the fact that Jay-Z has a mouth the size of Pac Man's, but this "love bite" is above and beyond the capabilities of any normal human being. Well, maybe not Donald Trump, because I hear he's a hybrid alien from the planet Ko'Movar.