Rachael Ray Doesn't Hang Mistle Toe

I think this may be a vid cap from Rachael Ray's Halloween show.

This might also be fake, for the face looks like it could be Jennifer Aniston's little sister after one too many hot totties.

If this pic was photo shopped then Martha Stewart must be behind it. Not because I think she's a whiz with graphic manipulation, I just generally blame Martha for all the wrongs in this world.

But imagine if the above pic was genuine and that particular show's guest, on that day, happened to be Kelly Ripa...and she was scheduled to make tacos?

Coincidence?

I think not.

No, seriously, I'm incapable of coherently thinking.