Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Esai Moralless

Esai Morales, actor in the movie Bad Boys, has been accused of raping his ex-girlfriend, Elizabeth Mazzocchi.

Apparently, rape wasn't punishment enough for Mazzocchi, for Morales decided to also leave a parting gift of herpes - also known as the Forget-Me-Nots of sexually transmitted diseases.

At least he can still bump uglies with Paris Hilton without any worries about spreading his venereal virus.

Esai's career isn't totally ruined either. He can still make good money being on Valtrex commercials.



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