Chuck Norris Might Be Gay

Are Vernon Koekemoer and Hall of Fame hockey star, Doug Gilmour, one and the same? That would explain why Doug Gilmour kept kissing tough guy Don Cherry on the cheek before games.


"Chuck fondled my über toit arse."





Way to stay gay, hombre.

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris is so gay, he makes Michael Jackson and Clay Aiken look like Clint Eastwood.

Whenever entering a gay brothel, he immediately changes his name from Chuck Norris to Fuck Norris.