Britney Spears Gives Birth

Britney just can't seem to keep her legs closed, but this time she has a very good excuse.

The crazy bitch had to part them once again in order to give birth to a puppy.

The young canine was born in the exact same vehicle it was conceived in, weighing in at a healthy 2lbs 3oz.

Just look at Spears' stoic expression. Nobody can deny that she's become an accomplished pro at producing useless mammals.

Britney has yet to name her latest brood. I'm going to suggest Coochie or Cooter. Or why not a more traditional moniker, like Snoopy?