Thank God

Have you ever properly thanked God for that brutal raping you received?

It's a new religion (scam) that's sweeping the Nation.

Now I have a good defense for my court hearing next week: "Your Honor, all those girls in that "Thank God I..." program that I unselfishly passed my herpes on to are very thankful for it. Be my guest and ask them for yourself. I rest my case. In addition, I would like to take this opportunity to thank God for the 'Thank God I...' movement."

Imus, too, must be thanking God right about now.


"Thank God I listen to Fiddy Cent music and was fired for being a misogynistic racist."