Anna Nicole Autopsy Results

"How do you spell my name again?"


It turns out that Anna Nicole Smith accidentally killed herself. Talk about whoopsy (pushing up) daisies!

The doctors found an abscess on her ass, that she was taking antibiotics for, which might have been caused by growth hormone needle injections. Anna was probably hoping that the steroids would make her brain grow bigger.

The following are the substances found in Smith's polluted body:


Shouldn't there be trace amounts of TrimSpa in there somewhere?

Instead of burying Smith, a charitable pharmaceutical company should have harvested the chemicals within her to make much needed medicines for developing countries. Sometimes recycling can be a good thing.