Corpulent Couple CAPTIONED!

The press of bountiful flesh.

"Give us all your Dunk'n Donuts!"

SHE-MAN: "By the power of Grayskull!"

The human version of Shrek and Fiona.

"I shall use this sword to remove the huge tumor growing out of my armpit."

Jabba the Pizza Hut and Princess Layer Cake.



BEHOLD! It is the knight of cellulite!

The Sword in the Scone.

Don't mess with this fat ass badass.

Lord of the Onion Rings.

Finally, a butter knife worthy of fat folks.

Ice Cream Conan the Barbarian.