Saturday, July 10, 2010

I've Seen PREDATORS


"In your tongue my name means 'Labia Lips'. "

Predators is about the most deadly humans on earth being abducted and placed onto a planet where they are hunted for sport. It stars Adrien Brody, Topher Grace, and Danny Mother Effin Trejo.

If I am not mistaken, half the movie involves the characters trying to figure out what is happening to them. It's as if the humans were placed on a planet sized mouse maze, and death is the cheese.

This is the second best movie involving the Predator aliens. First still being the 1987 original. Predators seemed to lack innovative originality and played it safe as far as creative imagination was concerned. The homage they paid to the first one was apparent enough, but I would have preferred to see more cleverly engineered futuristic weaponry. Also, nicely depicted mind games would have been welcomed. Not the sort that women like to play, but the kind that you might expect to see between two of the finest apex predators in the galaxy.

If they make a sequel, I hope the next human they choose to abduct is Rambo. The trouble for the Predators, of course, is being able to abduct John Rambo. Hey, there's your movie.


"Why do I feel compelled to rape the Predator's mouth?"

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